HorikBrun

joined 6 months ago

brap brap brap in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Me: fight you for the chunks!

Turtle: hold my beer.

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

I give up trying to write satire. You just can't beat the real thing.

20 April 2025 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

This is the funniest version of this meme...

The Supreme Court’s late-night rebuke to Trump is extraordinary in more ways than one in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (9 children)

But...French-style, right?

Brand-new colour created by tricking human eyes with laser in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Better be named "Octarine"

Dodge Ram in the Netherlands in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Bro, read the room.

Donald Trump Bought a $90,000 Tesla With 37 Recall Notices Against It in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (6 children)

If this were a movie, (that I was writing) The car would glitch and lock Dumpster inside, then burst into flames. He would push the panic button, then look through the smoky windows at fElon laughing demonically, while Dumpster lights-outs coughing and railing against the betrayal, and injustice of it all.

Fade to black. Cough

You meet your evil self from another timeline... What do you do? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

This was my first thought. My opposite will be gullible and am easy mark.

Eagles snub white house visit again in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry, I was having issues with lag.

Eagles snub white house visit again in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I honestly thought nothing could ever turn me into any kind of Philly fan, yet here we are.

Go, Birds!

Eagles snub white house visit again in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I honestly thought nothing could ever turn me into any kind of Philly fan, yet here we are.

Go, Birds!

What have you done for the glory of The Empire? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I cooked a roasted beet stew...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!