Imadethis

joined 2 years ago
[–] Imadethis 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Imadethis 3 points 1 week ago

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right. I want to start quoting Dirty Harry, maybe mix it up with something about a six pump chump and have I pumped four, or have I pumped five, and have whoever I'm with finish with some cartoonish hostage taking before dramatically dying as the penis gets fully engulfed.

[–] Imadethis 1 points 1 month ago

Wanna get a room?

[–] Imadethis 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where can we meet? Because that's quite the treat.

[–] Imadethis 3 points 1 month ago

The onlyfans content (and the advertisers off it) have been here for a long time. I think I have something like 40+ blocked. It's just that they started getting more uptoots lately.

[–] Imadethis 2 points 2 months ago

I'm not really sure it's the same as "exhaustion" sex, but one thing I loved is when my partner was into the aerobic exercise with me, and we'd both be slick with sweat and panting as we came back from the run/row/bike. Being almost unable to resist as entry is made? Ecstasy. Maybe the mere panting was enough, as it brought to mind the concept of being desperate for the other, or being heated and flushed was part of it, but something with the whole experience was mind-blowing.

[–] Imadethis 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

share a video on reddit

Wow, that was the fastest block button I've hit.

[–] Imadethis 8 points 2 months ago

Lol, like any title posted in nsfw communities is true.

[–] Imadethis 1 points 2 months ago

If you think that's new, come on over to the nsfw side of things. We have a whole cast of zany butts.

[–] Imadethis 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A ton is putting it mildly. I think the amount of pictures of her surpassed other big names a while ago on e621. Even in the second episode they had a gag joke specifically about her being fantasized over.

[–] Imadethis 1 points 2 months ago

/yawn

needing an address on it. Put up or shut up.

[–] Imadethis 8 points 3 months ago

The prompt seems to come from a really rushed place. There's "throughout... year" contrasted against "will take years" and then you have "want to get to know" contrasted against "threesome, perhaps foursome." Like, it's comedy. You're not getting to know a person inside of two hours, unless it's specifically in the most limited of biblical sense of knowing. Ask anyone in a long term relationship and it takes months to really know a person, and sexually? Even if you're the most open of people it's going to be nearly as long to learn how a person 'ticks.'

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