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That's like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

Wait till they find out how hard it is to get a hair cut once "mobilized".

It often appears that way in children, but obviously isn't an actual indicator of intelligence.

ADD discussions are full of the self diagnosed and people who are in wildly different positions on the ADD scale. Naturally a lot of people look for identity and it's a thing to latch onto.

So you were told you were smart constantly as a kid, or you have some ADD features and get the whole "ADD is my super power" people.

Some with ADD also get that impulsivity issue around other people and make themselves look like bigger jackasses than they generally are.

I don't think you're considering the demographic.

I don't think anything could possibly chide him more than simply forgetting and continuing to call it Twitter.

You don't use a knife on a baguette, you freak. You tear a piece of. Ever hear of breaking bread?

Fuck's sake, heathens.

You're telling me not to rip a wicked funny fart and sock her hard in the shoulder when she's too much of a panty waist to laugh? Pfsh.

Some guys have no idea how to talk to chicks.

I tried, but Dad gets bitchy when he's left out.

I occasionally like to have sex with people who aren't in my immediate family, which is a bit awkward when living with my parents.

As the next pansexual guy... you know nothing of my work.

It also may fail when you've had more than once sexual relationship in your life.

That sounds exhausting. I don't want to have sex with someone indecisive, much less someone who's never done it before.