JuxtaposedJaguar

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Like to fake sending plastic millionaires into space

Are you saying the rocket launch was staged?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Sleep (or pretend to sleep) in her vicinity. She’ll feel more comfortable to check you out and become more familiar with you. Just. Don’t. Move.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Hot take: Trump is Martin from Love Simon, and Canada is Simon. I can't say more without spoilers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There are several countries that Trump said he wants to annex.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The first thing Putin did before staying in power forever was to amend the constitution to give himself another term.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I'm giving your upvote to @ickplant

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't like all of ~smol pp~'s policies, but at least they tell it like it is, you know? After ~big pp~'s growing scandal and flaccid campaign promises, I just want someone who has the stamina to keep this country erect for at least the next 3 years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

BLM was/is also hostile to other marginalized groups like the LGBTQ; a BLM group literally blocked my city's Pride parade in the middle of it. Aren't we protesting the same thing? So hypocritical and tone deaf.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Doesn't the Hippocratic oath basically just say "Do no harm"? I don't think you're morally obligated to work.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's essentially a real quote:

"No, he's not the one," one ICE agent reportedly said.

"Take him anyway," the other replied.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Canada's doing ok. There's a 75% chance that the next prime minister will be liberal, but our conservatives are also less crazy than Trump. Most Canadians hate Trump right now, so both sides are pretty much required to oppose Trump.

The US might invade us, but that's true for a bunch of countries right now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Only benefits for elderly people are done through Twitter, everyone else has to fax.

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