LongbottomLeaf

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ahh but can they spell it correctly?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Look, all I said was, "That bowl of jambalaya was good enough for Joseph Sisko."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Rafa, the aliens, they love it!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I also get those irritating fluorescent pimples where my nostrils meet my cheek, Mr. Honor Stealer. It sucks.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Link doesn't work for me. Looks like some // fixes it.

OG xkcd.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I thought so at first, but now I think it's a paradox joke. She's browless and desperately hoping they'll grow back, but she definitely doesn't want to grow a beard. She hopes Spock is fucking with her, because if he is not...

And in the long meantime before they grow back, she'll be checking her cheeks for growth.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I was not there, Gandalf. This was before even my time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Gyroscopes and infrared

 

What, do you not know your Vonnegut?

 

Quit messin' around, Little Bear, we got to R U N N O F T!

 

Hammer and tongs!

 

What fresh hell is next?

 

Legitimate salvage

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