LordAmplifier

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[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 2 hours ago

I remember wanting to do that in kindergarten. It's one of my oldest intrusive thoughts, biting off a piece of lipstick. Chalk, too. It'd probably be disgusting, but I want to feel the texture in my mouth as I chew it.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

Sometimes, I delete a keysmash and try again until I like it. One time, I still didn't like it after way too many attempts (more than 5!!) and went with the least bad one of the lot. The memory of that terrible keysmash still haunts me.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 8 points 2 days ago

WHEN I'M SLURPING HIM DOWN, IT'S MY FAVOURITE SOUND! YOU LET OUT A LITTLE MOAN, SUCH A BEAUTIFUL TONE, SO SOOOFTLYYYY. JUST KEEP RIDING MEEE!

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I know it's a premade meme, but someone calling me a friend feels so nice. Things have slowly been going downhill for a few years now, and being in the middle of my final exams doesn't help either. After tomorrow, I'll only need to take two more oral exams, and as scary as they are, once they're over, I'll hopefully be able to slow down and breathe for a few days. I've been telling myself that exact same thing for two years ("just a little longer, then I'll have time to take a break"), but this time, I'm confident that I'll be able to take that break.

Thank you for your kind words, thank you for being nice, and thank you for some awesome memes <3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 11 points 6 days ago

I mean, Matthew is a real cutie~ :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Well, if you don't want me to talk about furry stuff, that leaves us with... looks at notes: depression, anxiety oh no self-doubt, regret oh no no no insecurities, broken dreams, loneliness, a million abandoned hobbies soo... have you ever played any Mario games?

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They also made a similar comic about a game that sucks, but then the character goes "...one more round." It's almost as if humans loved to hate things, or maybe loved to persevere if you want to phrase it more positively.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's a pretty good printer you've got! The posters look great. And I spotted Xenia!! :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

That February sun really hits different. It makes me realise how miserable the winter months made me.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

This is oddly inspiring. Now I want to keep making art :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

Yay :3

hugs back

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wow, we have so much in common!! starts crying

But seriously, I genuinely hope things get better for you. Life can be tough. Quite often, there's nothing we can do about that, and that sucks. If you ever need a virtual hug or an inbox to verbally vomit into, I'll be happy to offer you both. Whatever goals you set your eyes on and whatever is giving you trouble at the moment, I'm rooting for you <3

 

Catbox backup link in case of federation issues.

One of my favourite parts about working from home is that I can take short breaks to walk around, stretch, or cuddle Blahaj whenever I want :3

alt textA digital drawing of my canine fursona sitting on the floor in their room and cuddling a Blahaj (IKEA's shark plushie). They look very happy. Their work laptop is on a desk in the foreground, implying that they are cuddling a plushie instead of working. End alt text.

 

This is a furry parody of Joost Klein's song "Europapa" (the Dutch entry to this year's Eurovision Song Contest). It's a very cute and silly video, and the music is so well made that I've been listening to it almost every day for the last few weeks. Most of the song is in Dutch, but there's a pretty good translation in the comments :3

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Embrace the machine (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by LordAmplifier@pawb.social to c/memes@yiffit.net
 

cross-posted from: https://pawb.social/post/5635301

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

 

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

 

image transcription:

me: "yeah, I'm doing well."

also me: a screenshot of a YouTube video titled "1 hour UwU sound effect."

 

I made a comic :3

alt textA black-and-white comic with seven panels. The comic’s title is “The Duality of Furries.”

First panel: My “generic anthro canine” fursona is holding a phone, smiling, and looking flattered.

Second panel: A phone screen showing a conversation. Me: “ur cute :3” - them: “no u >w<” - me: “not as cute as u O//w//O” - them: “u the cutest”

Third panel: My fursona smiling and holding a phone, similar to the first panel.

Fourth panel: Another phone screen with further messages. Me: “oki gotta go now :3” - them: “nuuu why? ;-;” - me: “goin 2 a concert uwu” - them: “oooh have fun <3”

A text box: “one hour later”

Fifth panel: My fursona is in a dark concert hall and participating in a circle pit (lots of people running in a big circle to the rhythm of the music). My sona is smiling and has determined eyes. The circle pit is surrounded by other concertgoers. Big, red letters above the circle pit spell “KILL.”

Sixth panel: My fursona is in the same dark concert hall and participating in a mosh pit (an area where seemingly violent dancing occurs). My sona is windmilling their arms with closed eyes and a strained expression on their face. Others in the pit are doing a two-step, the bees knees, and the chicken dance. Big, red letters above the mosh pit spell “KILL.”

Seventh panel: My fursona is crowd surfing with a big smile and their arms raised. In the background, a photo from a Dying Fetus concert (a death metal band) shows the band members to evoke the feeling of being at a concert. Below my crowd surfing sona, big, red letters spell “KILL KILL.”

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