Lost_My_Mind

joined 10 months ago
 

This is what my main account on Lemmy.World looks like right now for the past hour. I don't know why.

Is this a me problem, or will this fix itself shortly? Can anybody else use Lemmy.World from their cell phone browser?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Case in point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's ok. I'll take that pesky $1,000,000 and earn that paltry $75,000 in annual interest for doing nothing. It's ok. I'll allieviate you from the stress of thinking how worthless it is to you. Yes, I'll allow that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Careful though. If you rely on google for everything, you might meet Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

The angry chef?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

But then where will all the old people go to do acid and drink margaritas in the nude playing minigolf while their cats do bath salts??? Where will the alligators go to fuck on peoples front yards?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

My gaming set up:

Nintendo 64

Old ass CRT.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

Nothing goes wrong:

"Man, what do I even pay these IT guys for???"

Everything goes wrong:

"Man, what do I even pay these IT guys for???"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A community only starts federating to your instance after someone on your instance subscribes to it

That sounds like a really bad way to do this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Everette True is such a crazy ahead of his time genius.

Is everything relatable because nothing ever changes with humans? Or is it because all of lifes problrms have ALWAYS been solvable with violence?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Milksteaks.

Wasabi.

Kind of getting the sense the theme here is "OP is always thinking about food"

Which is good, because I've had cats that wished I would think about food more often. Like.....they wish I'd never stop feeding them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Out of the loop on this one, as I've never been to NYC. Is that to say be treated with kindness and respect?

........oh, I can see by your facial reaction that's not at all what you meant! That would suggest this Rudy fellow may not have been a very nice individual.

I've just been handed a letter.

Oh, this describes what kind of a mayor he was.

Oh.....oh my.......well that seems like the type of gentleman that can eat a buffet of dicks, before suffering a quite painful and humiliating death. Perhaps nonstop involuntarily shitting until your body runs out of natural fluids, so you start shitting blood, and eventually die of blood loss. All on a central park bench, as everyone ignores you.

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