All of this was meant as a joke as well, I thought it was obvious, but I guess I should've mentioned that. I didn't mean to offend you pal. Sorry for not being clear.
Unfortunately I've heard that a lot of people especially from academia are moving to bluesky. I've already started talking to some people I know about Mastodon. I hope the word spreads around.
Excuse you, but that's how Superman was found. Haven't you seen the documentaries?