Mojave

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Now federal employees can't even use pronouns in their emails. in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Mojave 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I work with military and the more conservative ones are bitch-made and demand to use the properly gendered honorific. Seeing CPT CUMBRAIN as the sign-off on an email doesn't let you know how to address them. Commissioned officers get called either sir or ma'am, and some will turn into cry baby bitches if you don't get it right. They love their pronouns.

Love the eye contact in c/nsfwgifs
[–] Mojave 6 points 4 months ago

Jesus fuck go to a dermatologist

Destroyed in c/nsfw_gifs
[–] Mojave 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No he's a pornstar

Do you like how creamy I get?(; [OC] in c/pussy
[–] Mojave 3 points 1 year ago

Hey, that's a sign of fungal infections

Casually Explained: The Levels of AI in c/videos@lemmy.world
The Hitachi is a Powerful Thing in c/sensualbdsm
What is this fresh hell in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
A handy hint for the outdoors type. in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Mojave 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the same shitty 2010 cringe meme as

How The Religious Right Ruined Everything in c/videos@lemmy.world
How The Religious Right Ruined Everything in c/videos@lemmy.world
It's probably more difficult for kids to throw house parties nowadays when their parents are out of town due to how accessible security cameras are. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Mojave 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Here is the chronically online, antisocial teen with autism who's afraid of parties:

It's probably more difficult for kids to throw house parties nowadays when their parents are out of town due to how accessible security cameras are. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Mojave 63 points 2 years ago (13 children)

Bigger problem is mfs just spend the weekend braindead doomscrolling the internet and don't even want to have parties.