Moof_Kenubi

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They wouldn't be called "Monday," usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).

Put simply, it is always Monday in space.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Zinkel's wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

🎵 Ooh fuucck

I see he's got a rock

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

🎵 Oh geee

There goes Cestus III

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

🔫 This ain't your dAdDy'S phonecall! 🚨

💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That is CLEARLY a joveseat

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago

Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You know he ain't gonna fly

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that the reason behind the "dragon abducts a princess" trope? They're trying to sabotage the competition?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

a series of golf balls fly out

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