Moonweedbaddegrasse

joined 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 hours ago (19 children)

I'm 60 in 4 months so I have 0 sympathy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Porn you found in hedges. It was a big part of growing up in England back then, trust me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I've done 20 every night for about 40 years, don't think I'm gonna change now

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No because it makes it sound less horrific than it actually is. I would replace with 'blown to pieces'.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Whatever you did when you were 6, and however terrible it was, you were SIX. You were too young to really be responsible for your actions. Stop beating yourself up about it and keep on being the good person you obviously are nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In the UK in the 1970s we were shown cross sections of male and family reproductive organs and copied pages out of a textbook about the essential mechanics. I can't remember any discussion or moral guidance in the slightest. But then at that point I was well into my 'hedge porn' stage so that's how I really educated myself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My cat eats mushrooms and pineapple. But then, he is a very silly cat.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Nothing can be too moist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He didn't do a lot of walking after tbf

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Same as every weekend - doing my damndest to avoid any activity whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

When I was a child I saw a school mate get crushed by a falling piano.

True story.

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