I don't believe he's going to sleep as well as he thinks. If he dresses up like that he's liable to be visited by three spirits during the night who will teach him the true meaning of Christmas.
The fact that it's currently July would make it all the more unsettling
You mean cozying up to human traffickers and literal Nazis and limiting people to reading a handful of tweets per day didn't convince advertisers to invest??? Who could have imagined that?