Mr_Blott

Oh boy 😂

Edit - I should explain

Uber never rolled out service to the airport because it wasn't profitable enough, that would be the only reason

The few remaining taxi drivers still in work after Uber destroyed their industry won't go to the airport, for the same reason Uber didn't. But now the taxi drivers are even less likely to go there as they're forced to go where the money is, wherever that may be

Let's face it, if you ever used Uber to save yourself a few dollars, it was at Uber's expense; they made a loss on it

Now the taxi drivers have gone, they have a monopoly and have quadrupled their prices

As they say, there's never one flake of snow that thinks it was responsible for an avalanche

I've tried Kagi search a few times this last couple of weeks and was reasonably impressed. If it works out I'd be happy to pay a few pennies for better product recommendations

Have you never seen The Remains of the Day?

The fuckin headline was titlegore enough ffs

Um, you do realise that the only reason you couldn't get a normal taxi was because Uber's business model was to destroy the industry and take over?

Is that Kryten from Red Dwarf?

That's exactly what I said tho

The article says they're returning it to nature. That is the real steward of the land

Judging by the video quality, I'm just going to assume NASA just used a giant catapult to fling a Nokia 3310 at the sun

Yeah the yanks will try to make anything sound tacticool

• Massive leak

Carefully coordinated advertising campaign

Ftfy