Mudkipology

Woah, I did the same thing. My parents ended up taking me to several pediatric Psychologists to help figure out what the problem was, including some quack that tried to say I was acting out in subconscious anger because my Grandfather was a Freemason! Not, you know, the fact I didn't realize that bowel movements aren't supposed to be painful. I think I made it for two weeks once although I wasn't keeping exact score. And yes, I did end up in the ER over it at least once that I can remember.

Money ≠ speech. Now go back to bed, Mr. McConnell

Just wait until you have a dentist that's younger than you. I'm only in my mid 30s but got one fresh out of dentistry school. That's the moment you officially feel like a useless fossil.

What color pill do I take to forget that movie exists?

The original Despicable Me is actually a pretty good movie. The Minions are just little bumbling idiots that provide comic relief, I think the only reason they became associated with politics is they got popular at around the same time as older people figured out how to use Facebook.

I don't mean to give Reddit the benefit of the doubt here but PowerDeleteSuite does have issues with exceeding Reddit's rate limit. If you don't go through and confirm the deletions there likely will be some left intact.

Anyone who read Ready Player One and actually believed that was the future deserves to lose $13 trillion.

You have no idea what you're talking about. Nintendo has oodles of cash sitting around from the Wii days to do whatever they want. And you already stated the reason there isn't a Switch more powerful than the Series X: not because Nintendo doesn't have access to it, but because Nintendo doesn't care about that. More power = more time spent optimizing graphics = less time to focus on making the game fun. That's Nintendo's business model, and it works.

Huh, this is way sillier than anything I'd expect from Silent Hill. But it was just a guess, now I know.

I've never even played a Yakuza game but I would bet money this is from one.

Ah, fair enough. But that is some horrible writing on CNN's part.