NakariLexfortaine

I think there are some World Building communities around. If none of your players use Lemmy, could be worth a look?

Do kinda wish there was a DM/GM Workshop comm, though. Place to talk world building, creature and NPC design, all the fun bits that happen behind the screen.

How I deal with all my problems.

Just fucking masturbate.

I mean, could still be gay.

Depends on how the OOP swings.

This person is going to be the reason for a therapist developing a drinking problem.

Never before has the full nature of the opossum been captured so perfectly in a single image.

"I have no fucking clue what I'm doing, but I'm still doing it, and if it kills me, good."

Your average retail employee is not paid enough to give a shit. Just follow two simple rules: Don't let management catch you, and don't leave trash out. Those things end up making it our problem.

Can also be worth asking if there's an unadvertised sample program. Like at my bakery, we have an option to buy cookies by the pound. I'm not supposed to bring up samples to customers, and they're mainly supposed to be limited to kids, but if anyone asks me? Fuck yeah, which flavor you want? They're mostly going to get tossed out anyway.

"Hey, boss. Word is one of our competitors is planning a hostile takeover, what's the plan?"

"Turn them into rations and leather dusters."

Sorry for being behind on replying.

So, one that I don't really get why it grosses people out, but female opossum can stuff a decent chunk of their own face into their pouch. Like, double over and just get up in there. They keep it fairly clean, and can retrieve dead babies(more babies than nipples, some just fail to develop), sometimes snacking on them.

The reality of "playing dead" can get people. I have watched crowds blanche as we broke the illusion of them just "falling over". They do fall over often, but it's accompanied by voiding their stomach. They look and smell diseased when they do it. Never had one actually do it on stage, our ambassadors were heavily worked with before ever doing a public appearance, but just being able to give a first hand explanation got some fun reactions.

On the topic of opossum shit, this one is getting well known, but can still catch people off guard: They do feces recovery, like many species! Just handfuls of their own shit, shoveled on in. They also prefer to use a waterway as a bathroom, so they sometimes dip their tails to act as a catch for the feces. They're just... They're covered in it. Yet they are surprisingly clean animals!

Look, I just want to fuck spiders, not go to jail.

We can leave the children out of it.

Bahamut is a commonly recurring Draconic deity of Good dragons who often appears in a humanoid shape with 7 yellow birds hanging about.

If you're on his bad side, you're going to get fucked up.

Okay, but what if I want to fuck the spider form?

Nothing better than knowing you're not putting another character in a Bodybag of Holding for a session.