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I'd like to bruise his tenders

Nah, they're right. Dead people can't suffer.

His first mistake was going to a dentist who writes "Doctor's Office" on his door

Bonus points if you scribble in a "le Walmart" with a sharpie

Yes, but nuclear forces are strong enough to keep the space within from expanding and hold the objects together. It's in the vast swathes of emptiness between galaxies that we typically see the exansion of space because gravity is too weak there to keep things together.

Most of the universe is empty space, and that's what's expanding. Empty space doesn't have any gravitational pull

Me? Nothing. You're the one deepthroating a microphone.

A flat bear is what you get when a drop bear misses its target

I think I've been doing toilet wrong

That's not a "never"

This is top-tier, well done

Fair, politeness is definitely the way to go. I was more reacting to the apparent reluctance to actually provide a source to back up what they were saying after making some pretty serious allegations; it feels like with the times we live in, people ought to be more sensitive to the potential spread of misinformation. But you're right, the replier certainly could have been nicer about it.