QIZED

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[–] QIZED 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Don't worry, I will tie up literally anyone who will let me.

[–] QIZED 37 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Describing Bilbo "Motherfucking" Baggins, who set out on a very long journey with the express intention of burglaring a dragon, succeeded in that mission, had a casual chat with the, may I reiterate, DRAGON, along the way, walked away alive, and then played a direct role in murdering said dragon, as a "dragon attack survivor" is an interesting choice.

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