RiceMunk

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And if you ask a cosmologist what the universe is made of, they go "Well, there's a lot of dark matter, and even more dark energy. And then there's a tiny bit of some matter or something idk lol."

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own shotgun.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

They still seem to be used a lot in countries like the UK where I guess they want to feel like steampunk engineers every time they want to get the correct temperature of water come out of their taps.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hey, this is a repost. I swear I saw this yesterday somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know why... But I really hate it when people write like this... Actually... Now that I think about it... I actually do know why...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Padme: How did you know my fetish?! I've only told about it to Ob... solutely no one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Hey, that's unfair. He also figured out that if things push at each other, they get pushed.

[–] [email protected] 177 points 3 months ago (18 children)

Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to learn your secret walking techniques capable of destroying entire anthills with every step.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Just according to keikaku

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I know pretty much zero russian, but I choose to read that the first bit of bold text there reads "Bacon".

...so, it checks out as a suicide manual. Death by bacon is pretty slow, though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The annoying part is that there is no well-known notation for showing percentage points, so people use % for both percentages and percentage points.

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