Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own shotgun.
RiceMunk
They still seem to be used a lot in countries like the UK where I guess they want to feel like steampunk engineers every time they want to get the correct temperature of water come out of their taps.
Hey, this is a repost. I swear I saw this yesterday somewhere.
I don't know why... But I really hate it when people write like this... Actually... Now that I think about it... I actually do know why...
Padme: How did you know my fetish?! I've only told about it to Ob... solutely no one.
Hey, that's unfair. He also figured out that if things push at each other, they get pushed.
Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.
I want to learn your secret walking techniques capable of destroying entire anthills with every step.
Just according to keikaku
I know pretty much zero russian, but I choose to read that the first bit of bold text there reads "Bacon".
...so, it checks out as a suicide manual. Death by bacon is pretty slow, though.
The annoying part is that there is no well-known notation for showing percentage points, so people use % for both percentages and percentage points.
And if you ask a cosmologist what the universe is made of, they go "Well, there's a lot of dark matter, and even more dark energy. And then there's a tiny bit of some matter or something idk lol."