Sardonicus

joined 2 years ago
[–] Sardonicus 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, the girls are great and all, but I'm really upvoting that smile. 10/10.

[–] Sardonicus 2 points 2 months ago

Nailed it. I'm pretty sure I dated her for two weeks. Then she wanted to move in.

[–] Sardonicus 2 points 2 months ago

You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen. Ever. Now I understand why Odysseus wanted to get home so badly.

[–] Sardonicus 1 points 5 months ago

Keep rockin' those short girl legs!

[–] Sardonicus 1 points 5 months ago

How does it look? Beautiful, as it always does.

[–] Sardonicus 2 points 5 months ago

Need a calendar of these

[–] Sardonicus 1 points 5 months ago

I think I just became a Pagan. What is your demonic name so I can call you to my side?

[–] Sardonicus 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Faux bait my ass. More like spam bait.

[–] Sardonicus 2 points 6 months ago

Dear Lord, there really is a heaven.

[–] Sardonicus 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You must be a riot to be with. Your smile is so contagious! I'd be laughing the whole time I'm fucking you.

[–] Sardonicus 2 points 11 months ago

Consentually have my way with you then break open a bottle of my best wine and listen to your opinions on Nietzsche.

[–] Sardonicus 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hands tied overhead, ankles in a spreader bar. That should do it.

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