SauceBossSmokin

Yeah, I'll just continue to avoid watching any video media today listen to my Miles Davis LP and drink my coffee.

Haha. This is the very first thing I thought of.

I bought some powdered water, but didn't know what to add.

May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.

If you're not using the McDonalds app to get cheaper and sometimes free food, you're doing it wrong.

Thats awful. Definitely a wurst käse scenario.

You have it backwards. She doesn't get a favor. Everything is about Trump and who he thinks will do him favor after favor. The judge already did him a huge favor and Trump would expect constant favors if the judge is appointed AG.

From what I've seen, dudes that care that much about mushrooms are really fun guys.

"IMPEACHED, PROSECUTED, or BOTH!" - he sure likes to talk about his own accomplishments, doesn't he?

And 2 impeachments

Deleted scene from the Parks and Recreation episode where Ron Swanson gets a circular desk.

That's so much pot that Snoop is on his way to smoke it

The Spiderman is having me for dinner tonight.