ShamanSpiff

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Rough translation:
Nos means "our"
Vos means "your"
And Nosferatu is a vampire

So it's "We-feratu? No. YOU-feratu. Not my problem."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Since it's ranked by Nearest Miss, and Voyager started from Earth, it's roughly tied with all the other expeditions

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Help! I brought them in, and one of them turned into a puddle!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You couldn't make Spider-Man today because enough radioactivity to do anything would just give Peter spider-cancer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Now I'm just imagining a Space Marine with googly eyes

 

But since there's 90 grams per pouch, you'll lose weight, but you're still gaining 2.16 kilograms...

spoilerThe wording looks like each pouch holds -3.17oz of applesauce

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you salute in midair, your patriotism will reduce the fall damage. Saluting the charger probably still wouldn't have helped though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He had one moment of weakness and then spent the rest of his life trying to make up for it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's my best guess. I've shot a gun, but I've never shot a lion, so I'm no expert. I don't even know how to reload one.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (9 children)

Pretty much, though blanks aren't actually bullets, they're rounds or cartridges. The main difference between blanks and regular rounds/cartridges is that blanks don't have bullets (the metal bit which gets shot out of the gun)

They still have the gunpowder though, so like [email protected] said, they are still dangerous due to the explosion that no longer has to propel a bullet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear Now have flaming chainsaw terminators after me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What do you want? "Ave, true to Kaiser?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought I would be smart, and brought the shield generator to keep out the shriekers. Yeah, that only blocks projectiles, and the shriekers flew right through it...

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