StarServal

Professional dog layer complains of fleas.

This sounds vaguely like “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime; that’s why I shit on company time.”
Was this written in a bathroom stall?

So first the two day shipping became priority shipping.

Now the limited included movies and tv shows are getting ads.

All while the price of Prime goes up every year.

Tell me again how Prime is worth it?

They’re the contrarian party. They exist in a perpetual state of doing the opposite of Democrats and being angry about it.

Trump is paying them in exposure.

I wish I could take time off work as often as the House does.

They don’t give a shit about dress code. They give a shit about having an excuse to be angry about something.

I guarantee if some GOPer showed up in a stained wifebeater with camo shorts and crocs, they would be celebrated as ‘just like us’ and ‘a hero of the people.’

I mean, if you're not going to eat them...

The verbal levees have burst. There’s no filter anymore. It’s all saying the quiet part out loud.

It absolutely needs accordion.

I’m curious to know what you would propose to address the ever increasing gun violence happening in the US. The solution can’t be ‘nothing’ because ‘nothing’ is not working.

Before you reply, understand that I am not the original poster which you replied to and my values, unexpressed as they are, are different from theirs.

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