SwiggitySwole

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[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What did he mean by this?

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's a fairly realistic medieval adventure rpg, sword fighting is stance based and very hard, you also suck at everything to begin with because you start off as an illiterate blacksmiths son. The sequel is a continuation of his story. It's pretty story focused but you can definitely have a ton of fun just wandering around stealing shit and fighting people if you want to, once you get good at stealing and fighting

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

An actually helpful answer is that there is a creator on tiktok called offlain who makes a series of videos called "try not to get scared scariest stories". The series has a rotating cast of characters such as Mr teeth, the meatworm, evil knife guy, the fuck you guy, Jeffs the killer, and The Creature. The creature is a cow that the narrator is scared of. Here's a popular The Creature story: I am so excited for the movie, I exclaims with excitement. But little did I know it would be a feature, a creature feature. Featuring... The Creature."

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

We were playing blades in the dark, they were sneaking into the back of a warehouse to steal some blood while the rest of the party made a distraction out front, the dog was right there and he didn't think he'd be able to sneak past it. He could have stabbed it but chose not to I guess. Maybe he thought that would be more cruel?

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In my last session, a player gave a sleeping dog heroin to cause it to overdose. Horrific stuff really

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That was how it worked in the playtest. The sidebar saying "pick a race you really are and pretend to be half the other race" is gone from the 2024 PHB. Rules as written, you can only be fully one race, this of course doesn't actually matter as the whole thing is imaginary bullshit but in organised play it'll sometimes come up.

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

One time I was just trying to do my money laundering restocking in GTA:O (iirc it was money laundering, it was whatever business you got when the game went free on epic games) and a guy on the flying motorbike killed me for no reason and it wasted a ton of time, eventually I killed him back and he spawned in the desert in front of me so I spawn killed him until he apologized.

I'm not saying what I did was right, I did it in the heat of the moment. But man, that game is really good at making you mad at people.

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

Also be careful of the shield spike, the dwarf in the diagram would have just stabbed himself

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Demiplane is dndbeyond for RPGs other than dnd*, currently pathfinder 2e, alien RPG, avatar legends, the 2 critical role RPGs, and some others.

*They're also adding 5th edition soon, but it's currently just the dnd 5e SRD and kobold presses Tales of the Valiant, not the full dnd 5e

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

Even worse, Roll20 development is not only slow, player made solutions to issues are locked behind a paywall.

Making your customers pay you a monthly subscription to fix your product for you and then charging other customers a monthly subscription to access the fixes you didn't make is a grift so insane it's bordering genius.

 

As a hardcore roll20 hater, I'm not too happy about this. Hopefully this at least makes R20 better and demiplane won't just be killed off in 6 months.

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago

In addition to what others have said about Loss, the text of the tweet is referring to the Long Term Nuclear Waste Warning message from the early 90s

This place is a message…and part of a system of messages…pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here…nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location…it increases towards a center…the center of danger is here…of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Could be nuggGts

 

I recently watched the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode in which they did a parody of "The Island of Dr Moreau" and thought a mad scientist trying to turn people into animals could make for a fun minor character in my campaign. My players are en route to a dungeon and should be there in a few sessions, I'm thinking of making the dungeon the lab of a mad scientist who has gotten locked out of the lower levels due to a containment breach.

The details I have so far is that he is a gnome, currently named Prof. Moreau, who has created mongrelfolk while trying to turn a human into an animal.

The mongrelfolk are safely contained in the lower levels and have started to create their own society, I think the boss of the dungeon should be a Gibbering Mouther called One, as in Attempt One.

I think the Mongrelfolk should worship one as their leader and hate Moreau for keeping them locked in the lab.

What I'm stuck on now is what life is like for the mongrelfolk, what they believe and how they have organised society.

 

Virtual Tabletops

AboveVTT is an extension for dndbeyond (available for chrome and firefox), it uses your dnd beyond owned content to let you easily populate battlemaps with official monsters, recently they also added content from Open5e, more on that later, giving you more options for monsters.

Owlbear Rodeo v1 or Owlbear Rodeo v2, two versions of the best system neutral VTT im aware of, v2 does have payment options but if you're vigilant about the files you have saved the free 200MB should be plenty.

V1 is going to be removed on July 18th 2023, but the developers have promised that V1 will be open sourced and self-hostable in the future.

Sounds and Music

Tabletop Audio is a massive filterable stockpile of ambience and music for all kinds of vibes and situations, they also have a built in soundboard, one of which can be customized. they have a patreon which gives you access to alternate takes of most of their sounds and early access to new ones but whats there is still plentiful.

Tabletop RPG Music has a narrower selection that Tabletop Audio, and more of it is locked behind patreon but whats there is more purely music focused.

Kenku is a pay what you want self-hosted discord bot that helps you play music from anywhere on the internet or saved locally on your pc through a discord voice chat. Setting up the bot is easy and the website has a walkthrough on how to do it.

Monsters, Combat, and Encounters.

Kobold Plus Club is a website made to replace the fantastic kobold fight club, a 5E resource that lets your easily balance and create encounters with randomized or hand-picked monsters, you can also add homebrewed or third-party published monsters using google sheets, json files, or csv files. The KPC discord has a large backlog of sources made for official monster books not on the site and a fair amount on 3pp monster books.

Improved initiative is a website that connects with KPC but can be used independently, it's a combat tracker that shows you the relevant monster statblock for that monsters turn and lets you apply damage and healing to monsters. Improved initiative only gets full statblocks for creatures available on open5e by default.

open5e is a collection of official 5e ogl and third party ogl content. there are extra races, subclasses, monsters, and spells available here for free. this sounds like a piracy website but its not, kobold press, one of the third party publishers featured on the site even links to it in some of their products. the only downside of this site over the paid products they come from is the lack of art.

Maps

!battlemaps@lemmy.world a community right here (well, right there since its on another instance) on lemmy for sharing battlemaps, please respect that community's rules if you participate there.

Dungeon Scrawl is a webapp that lets you create old-school style maps there's a fair few paid features, the main one being multiple map saves at once, but there's enough there to create and decorate maps quickly and easily.

Dungeon Generator is another tool made by the creators of kobold plus club. It randomly generates entire dungeons floor by floor and lets you export the in various formats. you can even cycle the styles of rooms if they're close but not quite what you want.

Miscellaneous Other Things

Fantasy Name Generators has a massive selection of name generators, not only fantasy npcs but also real life names from various cultures, k-pop bands, religious orders, diseases, daycares and just about any other thing you might need.

Chartopia is a website that lets you easily create and share rollable tables for loot, encounters, names or anything else you can need a random table for.

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