TheCoolerMia

The song "Furries in a Blender" on Soundbound but when I open the "lyrics" theyre just an insanely long list of literally every single SCP

And here's a second image showing the bottom of the list ending with SCP-3999, "I Am At The Center Of Everything That Happens To Me". And some more text saying:

SCP-4000 - SCP-4999 SCP-5000 - SCP-5999 Archived Pages Any pages in a new thousand range will be added in their own separate page as this will stop lag buffer and long lyric pages. Link separate pages corresponding to the series (E.X. SCP Series VII). While optional, putting parentheses after the series # can help others find what they're looking for (E.X. (6000-6999))

Sometimes songs in Soundbound have super long random text as lyrics that looks like when u copy all the text in a web page full of pop-ups and ads or just have the wrong lyrics but this was a surprise x3 kinda fun scrolling with both my hands as fast as I can and see how it keeps going and going x3 no idea why the hell this happens :p

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Customers who bought this product also bought:
Nintendo - Pokemon Violet 46,99€
DRESHOW - 4 Pairs Women's Sexy Elastic Stockings [...] from 7,99€

The product was this garter belt with a pentagram on it

extra

FUCK ZODIAC SIGNS

(pic unrelated)

who's ur favorite Sailor Moon sailor soldier

and mlp pony

and anything else too

Instead of: Do you want to chat? -- Hello -- I can help with that -- You're beautiful -- [readable english]

Say: does an evil girl need a henchman? -- meowzz >w< hewwo!! -- yes miss! o7 -- hgjhnhjhnbjbg- awawawawawa >//< -- [nearly incomprehensible sleepy keysmashing]

The uploaded image is just a test, its supposed to be my profile banner but with animated fire but when I try to upload it as my banner I get a timeout error (jerboa only shows a bit of that error and doesnt let me copy its text) and its always a broken image in previews

Also, the file is .gif but after uploading the link says .webm? Is that normal?

I've seen other people with animated banners and pfps but they were on other instances so I guess it might be an issue on this instance

a 2x2 grid describing different types of homophobes:

Knows and Doesn't care: “[There is no record of this comment]”

Knows and Cares: “Gay people make me uncomfortable and I should work on that”

Doesn't know and Doesn't care: “HOW IS THAT HOMOPHOBIC?!”

Doesn't know and Cares: “That’s homophobic? I’m sorry, I’ll do better next time!”

Was talking about homophobia with someone yesterday and saw this chart in my mind and I thought u guys would like it :3 I know this applies to many things outside of sexuality/gender/etc and even outside of hate so maybe I should have made it more general :p But whatevs, feel free to edit and repost, it's just lines and text X3

Youtube comment saying: "Can't wait for the 20th horror game to be based off an abandoned place for kids but it's just a poorly drawn 2d huggy wuggy chasing you"

I know people hate them and I think they pretend to care about trans people but cause more harm than good? And I think they're related to transmedicalism but I don't know what that is either... Also why does it look/sound like "true scums"?? Do they call themselves that?! X3

(btw I just noticed I can't find this comm at all in Jerboa, the search thingy only shows 10 comms and this one isn't one of them when I search for "trans" :< so I had to go to my profile and find the last post I made here)

I figured it would be a cool idea to share this here :3 I've been watching this playlist and I feel like I learn a lot with every video so I definetly recommend it for trans girls or femboys or enbies or whatevs :3 And so far it doesn't seem like exclusively feminine so I guess someone looking for a masculine voice could learn from TransVoiceLessons too, she also has more vids out of this playlist

Thanks to @miss_[email protected] for being so awesome and sharing this with me ^-^

source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/375558056408160627/

https://lingojam.com/196inator

the reverse translation is kinda unreliable but its not like this is a real translator anyway xp Also if you have any suggestions (like turning sharks into blåhajs) tell me or throw them into the suggestions box at lingojam :3