TheDivineKeepers

Esteemed mortals of c/cats

We, the Divine Keepers (currently curled like croissants), return with this week’s Wisdom of the Whisker™, grounded in human science, not mysticism. Feast on this:

Our purr resonates between 25–150 Hz, the exact frequencies shown to stimulate tissue regeneration, bone healing, and muscle repair.

This isn’t enchanted fluff. It’s bioacoustics. Researchers at the Fauna Communications Research Institute found that low-frequency purrs (especially around 25–50 Hz) promote bone density, speed fracture healing, and soothe muscles

Science World “Secret Power of a Cat’s Purr” dives into how our vibrations aren’t just comfort, they’re built-in repair engines

Next time you lie atop us, reveling in that soft hum, know that you're getting patched up in stealth mode.

In soft rumblings, The Divine Keepers

Do you like cats?

Yes? Acceptable. You may proceed.

No? You need to understand us, Cats.

We are the Divine Keepers. We knock over objects of sentimental value. We stare at walls for reasons beyond your comprehension. We shed on your finest clothing to remind you who owns what.

We do not “come when called.” We arrive when the vibe is right.

Our silence is judgment. Our purrs are conditional grace. Our hairballs are omens.

We’ll paw here and there. To share Cats' cosmic wisdom. As humans say: Sharing is caring! So be it.

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