ThermonuclearCactus

joined 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Oh he might of gone on living

if he hadn't made the fatal slip

of denying the claim of the ranger with the big iron on his hiiiipppppp

(yes i know it wasn't a revolver, unfortunately)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Elite: Dangerous, because every time I tab out of the game to check INARA for the closest outfitting or something there's about a 30% chance of it crashing and becoming unlaunchable until I restart my computer. Hence writing system names down on paper before launching the game.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I use paper because the game tends to crash when I tab out to figure out where I was supposed to go. And then it won't launch again until I restart my computer.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

"Breaking news: Invasion of Mexico halted by huge wall Trump built last term and then completely forgot about."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Those cars are actually just being driven by a flock of geese in a trenchcoat, they honk regardless of the circumstances.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Yesterday, someone honked at me for a minute straight because I didn't want to turn right on red.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Didn't part of the wall fall over into Mexico a while back?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

800,000 users...

I need to get into scamming idiots, that sounds incredibly profitable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I spat out a bunch of fur afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

When I was 6, I bit my rabbit in retaliation after he bit me, does that count?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Yeah, due to the nonexistant moderation TF2 voice chat tends to be the most intolerant thing I've ever heard in my life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I came here to post this, but you beat me to it.

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