ThermonuclearCactus

joined 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Finally I get to use this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oh yeah you're right, here it is. 🏆

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

If lemmy gold was a thing, I would award it to this comment.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Gordon Freeman 2028?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Hahaha, how bad does your anticheat have to be that it bans people who haven't even played the game yet? Or maybe its so good that it bans people BEFORE they cheat. "Good news, we dropped the cheating rate to 0%! We only had to ban the entire playerbase to do it!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Yeah, and we can't give them that because trousers are a zero-sum game and if women wear trousers, then there won't be enough trousers to go around!

/s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Anything sensitive is encrypted and I never decrypt it while running windows.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I bought Sea of Thieves about 5 years ago. Recently, they added kernal-level anticheat (which does precisely fuck-all to actually stop cheating). While that is annoying, I'm not particularly worried because the studio that makes that game is owned by Microsoft, and like all Microsoft products, it was banished to my windows partition with the rest of the spyware.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I call him the cheeto, or CHEAT-O.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Illinois Nazis

Illinoizis?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I came across a video on youtube from a major pro-business media outlet calling road diets a 'socialist ideal' and saying that the 'liberals are trying to take away our cars'. The comments were equally unhinged.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Because the gun nuts usually know enough about how firearms work to just make their own guns.

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