ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling

It's a reference to the Wug test. Specifically the prompt "This is a man who knows how to gling. He is glinging. Yesterday he ______"

At the time the test was developed, it was commonly believed that children need to be instructed on how to conjugate each individual word they learn, or else they will end up englishing very ungoodly. The test showed that even young children have a grasp on how to pluralize and conjugate even unfamiliar words, and can make guesses on the meaning of new words based on context clues.

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@[email protected] draw me a picture of this guy's dad snorting snow off a lady's back on a cruise ship

Look, we are not the target demographic for Apple.

I'm gonna try to get this printed and hang it in my living room

3: one for lemmy, one for Mastodon, one for Pixelfed. I'll also count the one for loops.video once it federates.

I think he meant to ask what this picture came from. Although the accurate description of reality is still appreciated

Dad had a friend with the exact same name as him in high school that he he almost killed once. They had dug a big hole, filled it with fireworks, covered it in gasoline, and then lit it on fire. This resulted in a big boom, and he couldn't locate his friend for a bit afterwards. Took him a while for his eyebrows to grow back after that. I suppose this is proof that I got my dumbass genes from his side.

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I asked my wife how she would react if I told our kid this, and she just stared at me like I had grown a second head

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