Trundle

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

That’s not a horse, it’s a damned butterfly and you know it!

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you, FabioTNO, for providing much-needed insight on the topic of fecal adhesion and permanence.

You seem to know your shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

“Is Pepsi okay?”

:/

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I think they absorb meat liquids so they don’t pool at the bottom of the tray. Probably just to make it look more appealing.

To be noted: My keyboard attempted to autocorrect “pool” to “poop.” I am not displeased.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Nope nope nope… Fuuuuuuck that noise. Tube steak appears to not be a viable option.

For me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You know, I never even thought about how much liquid weight those little diapers accounted for.

I have heard of “tube steak”. I’ll check into that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

“You have no air here, Gandalf the Gray.”

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Mmmkay, but if I were to buy one of those nut butter steaks, it sure as shit better come with one of those little meat diapers in the bottom of the package.

Don’t you cheat me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Betcha still updooted and laughed. I mean, I did.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Fucking camper…

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

These boners… I mean, I’d love to meet the dude who came back to the KKK HQ Doublewide and was like:

“Okay boss, I done gave out all them memership papers. We’ll have new recruits in no time. Yeet.”

“Great, Randy, where did you take them? The gun shop, VFW hall, and golf course?”

“Nope, I took ‘em to the churches.”

“Which churches, Randy?”

“The BLACK ones! Hahahahaha!”

“Jesus fucking CHRIST, Randy! Do you know how much those things cost to print? I mean fuck, Randy…”

 
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Poop Juice, I’m glad you recognized, and seized the opportunity to secure a proper username while they were ripe for the picking. I salute you.

Also, this guy showers.

 
 

Started with a bundle from Crown Bees, and have really enjoyed watching them return to their tunnels with pollen and bits of leaves. That single house inspired me to convert a 300 square foot section of my lawn to locally-native flowering plants. I have a feeling this is a rolling conversion, and my property will look very different over the next few years.

Couldn’t be happier.

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