cross-posted from: https://lemmy.wtf/post/10916344
For when you want to subtly display your kinks
„Jessica, please clear my calendar for today. I have pressing matters I must deal with.“
UndulyUnruly
joined 2 years ago
It’s a hard life picking stones and pulling teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails.
For those on iOS looking for a companion app, check out plappa for a great app to access your Audiobookshelf/jellyfin instance. It works flawlessly for me, no data collection, and it allows downloading books in advance for on the go if you choose not to have external access to your server.
“Adult Children of Immature Parents - How to heal from distant, rejecting, or self-involved parents”
“Due to circumstances within my control, I’d like to backtrack on my decisions posthaste, please and thank you.”
Must be a freak in the sheets.
“Oberkriminalinspektor Weiss?”
“Am Apparat.”
“Südwestliches Fenster. Circa auf zwei Uhr. Grauer Passat, Frankfurter Kennzeichen. TÜV abgelaufen und halb auf dem Bürgersteig geparkt.”
“Verstanden. Sobald ich meinen Tunfisch verdaut hab gibt’s ein Knöllchen.”
This is c/selfhosted
It was probably the Argle. The circle is complete.
No surprise, I just made it up as just a moniker for a creature hitherto unbeknownst to mankind.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17663582
Would you wear em?
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/23619950
Popcorn Shrimp
Stolen from Reddit
User: Fantastic-Milk9335
Popcorn shrimp I ordered at an international American restaurant, circa 2020 picture quality
It was an absolute textural nightmare, to be honest with you. In terms of taste, the flavors didn't combine, so you just had shrimp and popcorn in your mouth.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/11945824
Thanks, I hate it
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/13065630
Pizza on pineapple rule
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If damage to the wall is the concern here, maybe just sticky a small sheet of clear plexiglass to the wall? Catto probably wouldn’t notice, let alone care.