WarTowel

I used to be suicidal. I still am, but I used to too.

Yes. Thank you for reminding me.

Dude I've been swallowing chewing gum for years. Don't drop this on me.

Idk I mean where are the fish getting their food?

But I don't want to be there.

So you're saying there's a chance

IIRC it completely spells out the joke. The last panel says "type 2 diabetes" or something like that

I just have a few scout ones left. Rock and stone!

It's actually lo and behold. (Sorry)

Nowadays? You mean like how every first person shooter after doom was called a "doom clone?"

Too soon

But the first two seem plausible!