Cross through customs coming back from Mexico exhausted at early o'clock, my brother looks over at me all serious as says
"Hey, quick, look shify!"
I hardly have enough to to process what he said before I'm standing in front of a border patrol agent think "How the hell am I supposed to not look shifty, great, I'm sure now I do".
Every single time I go through a security check point now I hear my brothers voice in my head and I just know I look guilty of something.
I haven't 100% given up on maybe, just maybe, baconreader might start working again.
It's the only way I log in to reddit, and have not been back since the 1st.
In a month or so, I'll log in through the web browser and figure out how to delete my comments and then remove the account.
Happy enough here that I've had no desire to log in to reddit.