Yermaw

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There's a fun hypothetical scenario where there's a snail coming to get you. It always knows where you are and it never sleeps or dies. It's coming. If it touches you you're dead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hands up anyone who's surprised

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago (6 children)

It's surprising to me that married people are falling for this shit. I thought it was just incels desperate for anything that might give them a chance or an excuse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How did you know she was hungry?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Can we cool it with the atrocities for a bit?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What an odd thing to say

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're right on the money. We're getting double the oblivion!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

One of the daftest people I ever met managed to beat 3 of us at once at chess. Would routinely kick my ass every time and it wasn't even close.

The kind of person who absolutely would have injected bleach to cure covid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

OP with the double kill

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Core part of any relationship is trust. I think with tycoons reaching demigod status they forgot about that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gotta get that Bunglers Bane.

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