YiddishMcSquidish

joined 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

She is walking around like she owns the place(read:: she does)

I really wish I could give y'all the experience! Not the bugs kinda sound like electronic music.

(This is not ai bs!)

This is genuine home grown fuckery!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Lucky 10g reference, or you never had to clean up after the parents made food?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Those were just what they call terpenes these days.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I got a feeling you and I used to pay $10 for a "dime bag" and would be lucky to get a full gram after picking out the stems and seeds. And a whole blunt would get us as high as two puffs do these days.

Edit to add: it's about time to get that butt stuff exame. I know, I'm not looking forward to it either!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Fair, and I would say < an incandescent bulb. Cause I'm damn near 40 and remember getting a good MiB experience touching one.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I got a comment from a few months back about my fellow cis hetiods about how it's so strange that there is a non insignificant number that don't even wipe their own ass!

Like I said I'm cis het, but I would sooner take a dick in the ass than deal with the fucker itching all day!

Also didn't the found of the proof boys(Gavin something or another) take a dildo in the ass live and on air because he thought it would upset liberals? Yeah, these right winged pricks need to just embrace the fact, that they might be bi.(I say bi specifically cause they don't sound like Lindsey Graham)

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago (29 children)

Says people who have never lived alone.

Like you don't even have to be a homeowner to know not to do this! I know this is shit posting, but there ain't no way you make it to reproductive age without figuring this one dumb thing out‽

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Yes Alex, can I buy a pixel?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

I used to work last mile logistics in a big city with an international airport. I lived there until my twenties and flew in and out many times before and after the TSA. I've seen the backend, where they have the robot explosive sniffer, and only witnessed them use it for one package I dropped off. It's all theatre.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago

They really do live in their own little bubble huh? Like dude is a literal alien, and they think he is a home grown hero.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No. This actually will heat up your apartment by a measurable amount. This is purely an air quality type thing.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

My cat was having none of my ish!

 

I love bad horror movies and I've noticed a common trend. They all seem to have super high pitched random background sounds that irritate the fuck out of me! Like I just got one of those Digimon 20th anniversary guys a few months ago, and just noticed after the battery died I'll be hearing it cry while watching bad horror movies. I'm an older millennial who took great care of my hearing in my younger days so tomorrow isn't an issue. But I hear these high pitched sounds that make me wonder if the battery was really dead, only to check out my digivice and find that it is still completely dead.

 

Shove that shit back!

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