Zagam

joined 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

What's old? I'm 53 and hate pretty much everything I see. I have a Grumpy Bear on my dashboard so we can bitch about other drivers. I'm in near constant pain from a back problem and can't do very many fun things anymore. And every single day I make every interaction with everyone I come across as pleasnt and fun as I possibly can. I make eye contact and say please and thank you. I tease and joke with everyone I see. Just because I'm a curmudgeonly old fuck doesn't mean I have to bum other people out. But maybe I'm not old yet.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 20 hours ago

If you smell shit everywhere you go, check your shoes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

My hamster saw this pic and just looks bummed the fuck out now.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The right can't create. Nothing. No art, no music, no writing. It's all garbage. I think it's an empathy thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Shop Sign-> Don't put it down; Put it away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Thanks. To be fair, NutterButter know how to work it when the camera is on him.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Yes. That's the joke. He very openly told stories about he and my mom sold pot to get to and from Woodstock.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I worked with my dad for 20 years. He taught me almost everything I know about building houses. But I think the two biggest things were, how to deal with tricky clients (this applies to all people, not just clients), and how to come at everything with a relaxed style. He used to say he spent a lot of money in the '60s developing his attitude.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

They're rad. My wife got me 2 Nigerian dwarf goats for my birthday last year (after a lot of talking about it, don't give animals as a surprise gift). They're at least as smart as dogs, as curious as anything, and they each have distinct personalities. We live just outside a city and walk them just about everyday on leashes. The whole neighborhood loves them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I'm a 53 year old construction worker. I've seen this movie dozens of times. I cry every single time he says "Superman".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He prefers playfull headbutts. You hold your hand out and he highfives with his noggin. But I promise he gets tons. His brother is the one who wants skritches .

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

His nickname at the farm where he was born was Peanut. And I fucking love Nutter-Butters. Seemed like it would be a crime to name him anytbing else.

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