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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Kid on the shirt is the dude on the right.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Oh fuck you.. take your upvote and know that you have hurt my soul and I love you for it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Fuck it. What's the worst that could happen?

Oh.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We got JJ's a couple weeks ago. 3 sandwiches and 3 cookies was over $50. That was not worth anywhere near that much.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

A spoon of hot horseradish or wasabi work too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Sorry. Your insurance will only cover an Xbox 360.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago

Don't worry everybody. Our IPO might seem bad, but it's just because our users have absolutely no faith in us.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We should start calling these the "new oculus" or something. The marketing has been insane and neither Meta or Apple would benefit. It would be like when people called every console a Nintendo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yup me too. Meta has seen me take a piss more than my wife.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Guy: Dude, that skinny fish just bit me!!

Friend: It didn't even touch you, pussy.

Guy: I swear to God it got me.

Friend: Got you with what, its scary fish magic?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You have to pay for it? Bro. I'll leave the Internet forever before I'll pay for a search engine.

 
 
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