basiclemmon98
Back when I was first in high school, I got into torrenting and gave myself pretty bad malware that just black-screened my laptop, and even though it had shipped with windows, the installer would not detect my ssd for whatever reason. Linux detected my hardware and I installed Ubuntu, then Mint, and I moved to Arch a few years ago after having learned the ropes. That's about when I fully spiralled into linux nerd.
alias ser='pacman -Ss'
alias ins='sudo pacman -S'
alias rem='sudo pacman -Rncs'
alias upd='sudo pacman -Syu'
alias q='quit'
alias cl='clear'
alias p='systemctl poweroff'
alias r='systemctl reboot'
An alien abduction, but they just want to adopt a human pet and you get food and water and shelter and have no expectations except for to lounge around and get massages (pats).
Oh is that what it was? Well, that's helpful to know, thanks! Though it turned out to be a blessing because it forced me to make the jump to linux and now I would hate to go back anyways...