buttfarts

Fuckin' conversators with their 'eye contact' its just bullshit.

Cybertruck = Homer car

Time to harvest its succulent body meat from within its carapace

Violence is only acceptable against the poors.

The parched hillsides with sparse vegetation don't accommodate many tonnes of water being dumped onto them from the air.

You are the fartographer after all

They fart in each others mouth then blow it like vapor back into the originators nostrils

This guy is gonna be the whole world's problem until we collectively shun him into Russia or something.

What if ads had to show side affects by law.

So like theres a guy with gut wrenching abdominal cramps audibly blowing liquid ass mulch into the toilet bowel while moaning painfully.

Scene cuts to he's smiling and cutting the grass in the front yard.

That ssntenx scra.med mynbrain thogs

My grandfather drove a truck for the Finnish Army in WWII and helped drive them out of the country.

I hate that people are shit and will ruin any economic/political system no matter how high-minded it may have otherwise been.

Similarly capitalism wouldn't be a burning pile of diapers and old wigs if those involved didn't have a complete and total disregard-bordering-on-antipathy for humanity and the common good.