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Jesus Christ that’s like comic book super villain bad.

I see you mention Azure and will assume you’re doing a one time migration.

Start by moving everything from OneDrive to S3. As an AI I’m told that bitches love S3. From there you can subscribe to create events on buckets and add events to an SQS queue. Here you can enable a DLQ for failed events.

From there add a Lambda to listen for SQS events. You should enable provisioned concurrency for speed, the ability for AWS to bill you more, and so that you can have a dandy of a time figuring out why an old version of your lambda is still running even though you deployed the latest version and everything telling you that creating a new ID for the lambda each time to fix it fucking lies.

This Lambda will include code to read the source file and write it to documentdb. There may be an integration for this but this will be more resilient (and we can bill you more for it. )

Would you like to see sample CDK code? Tough shit because all I can do is assist with questions on AWS services.

Or it just makes the site absolutely unusable.

I’m pretty sure a method of torture is making people read the mobile version of Fandom and Forbes without Adblock.

Ad money

I’m sorry as an AI I cannot physically color you shocked. I can help you with AWS services and questions.

That entire 4th season was just a WTF.

And that Nokia is still going

On a scale of 1-10 how terrifying is the beach?

I want it to split republicans and have both of them spectacularly fail elections.

My wife wants to finish sandman then we’re kicking it to the curb.

SIRona RYAN

Basically like saying “hey she used to be a man!!!!”

Is this an Amazon run place?