cross-posted from: https://lemmynsfw.com/post/15669991
The Demonologic Department of Archaeology's intrepid team has recently returned from its latest Antarctic expedition. While ever so slightly ill-fated as we ran out of provisions and had to resort to improvised food sources (did you know there's only so much human liver you can eat before you get really sick? Because I certainly do, now. How embarrassing!), nearly half of the expedition team eventually reached the plateau about 700 miles south of the Beardmore Glacier where we made a momentous discovery: a cache of artifacts left by a Great Old One we believe was called "Al-exä M'del", countless aeons ago in the faraway year of 2003.
The artifacts have to be meticulously catalogued and analyzed for exhibition, which will require several barrels of industrial strength lube and the power output of an entire nuclear power plant, but having braved hypervitaminosis A and non-Euclidean geometry (oh no!) to bring you these artifacts that we judged to have been religious in nature, we felt it was only right to have a little preview. So, enjoy!
