Hahahaha
dinren
Ohhhh that would be a great doorbell. Dong dong, pause 3 seconds, shotgun cock.
Right, it’s insane. ML are insane. That was kinda the point. Glad my message got across haha
Your account isn’t new, so… do you just not know what an ML is?
Thank you for blessing us with one of your alt accounts. Tell us how this is all fake news and that in China, people sing all day and praise the beloved Pooh bear for his beauty and wisdom.
“Mom, what does a dick feel like in my ass?”
“Ask your father…”
Fool? Obviously you cannot see my tongue pressed in my cheek because you’re too busy being an “uncivil” asshole.
I used to work in the Bay Area with a lot of immigrants from China and Taiwan. The Taiwanese were like “fuuuuuck China, poohbear shit” and the Chinese were like “can you marry me… please? My parents will pay the rent for 5 years.”
Hahaha. Yeah. Hopefully it’s not the delivery guy knocking.
That’s a funny story. I can’t possibly imagine my grandmother saying the word sex let alone talking about it.
My family was always weird about sex. I dunno why. Religion was probably part of it. My mother would answer any question I had but not initiate the conversation.
Just text “I’m here”
Too late