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[–] [email protected] 3 points 30 minutes ago

“Hey guys, that fucking idiot with the water guns is back! Let’s go fuck him up! Again!”

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

lol it’s cadbury

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I don’t think so poorly of alligators that I think they make that kind of distinction, gators being gators and all. No, I’ll let the gators decide if they want to eat fascism for breakfast and shit it out into the swamps; if they ignore it, then we can use the chippers. Nature finds a way to use its own worst, and I am not one to stand in nature’s way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago

Tappy tap tap… tappy tap… tappy tappy tap… tap

[–] [email protected] 38 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I’m sure alligators don’t discriminate, so we should start with Nazi Loomer, and move on down the line.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Brought to you by the party of common sense, reason, and family values.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Oh just great, another fokkin’ scouser. Just what we need.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I suspect there’s going to be so much rampant hopium and copium use going on in the camp of the fascists that the entire DEA is going wind up being restructured for the sole purpose of handing it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He’s a model, you know what I mean?

And he does his little turn on the catwalk, Yeah, on the catwalk,

On the catwalk, yeah

He does his little turn on the catwalk.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Mate. It’s called pribbles and tarn, you dunce.

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