eunieisthebus

joined 9 months ago
 

Die Bahn Saga kontinuiert.

 

*Bahnansagerstimme*

„Informationen zu *Pause* RB XY von Startbahnhof nach Endhauptbahnhof Abfahrt *Pause* sieben Uhr drölf *Pause* fällt heute aus. Grund hierfür ist, dass der Bahnvorstand sich nach dem Bonus erst selbst den Schwanz lutschen muss¹. Wir bitten dies zu entschuldigen.“

(¹Stilistische Hyperbel. Erzählung weicht nur leicht von der Realität ab.)

 
 

Vorlage war dieses Schema

 

Steigbügelhalter oder so. Keine Ahnung, habe ein Rückgrat.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (16 children)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Hotspot_ICE3.jpg/800px-Hotspot_ICE3.jpg

*sad German train noises*

 
 
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I think that is mildly satisfying. To be fair: I haven't seen a single book shop sorting the books alphabetical. A book shop isn't a library.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Waiting for a programming language with iff Syntax

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I mean: Isn't that part of the whole federation thingy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait, I'll help you with that. Just let me get the keys for the truck.

 

Bin auf Wikipedia über die "Bildtafel Obst und Gemüse" gestolpert. Faszinierend was man alles essen kann. Ich will die Blaugurke allein schon wegen der Farbe haben.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Replace 'average' by 'median' to be correct. The average can be distorted by especially dumb people.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

This question is actually pretty old. Already ancient Greek / Roman philosophers discussed this.

Google the word 'anacyclosis' if you want to learn more. Alternatively here is a video link. I marked the position where the cycle explanation starts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqsBx58GxYY&t=371

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Found the market liberal.

You ban stuff not because it is bad and you want something better. You ban stuff that is so bad that is actually harmful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It feels like they are just interested in finding a scapegoat to blame rather than asking the real questions, why did so many people voted for trump? Did kamala, despite having more funding, failed to convey her plan? What happened and why it happened and how can it be avoided?

You answered these questions in your very first line.

Why are americans so fuckin dumb?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Let me guess: AI

No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?

Well, anyway... *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Would I be wooshing myself if I told you you did?

 
 
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