flute

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[โ€“] flute 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So back at the time I did see pictures, but then she didn't really have a picture on her WhatsApp profile (???)

And then a few days after, she unmatched (?????)

But today we did a video call and she's cute af, but she seems a bit sensitive to sexual advances right now, so I gotta chill on that (I complimented her boobs ๐Ÿ˜‚)

EDIT: Thanks for the support on the job side!! I'm rooting for you too!!

[โ€“] flute 2 points 1 year ago

Hahahaha!! Too right dude, too right!!

[โ€“] flute 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh man I had no idea you've lost your job too! So sorry to hear - I hope you get a job soon!

Friday guy wanted to take your cock off??!?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ I hope your cock has recovered!

Jokes aside, the dude sounds like a real winner! As always, super impressive all the mad sex you get on a weekly basis!

[โ€“] flute 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Man, I had like a whole paragraph typed up and it got lost! I wonder if this has been happening for some time!

I'll keep this one short in case it reappears:

  • Thank you! I gracefully accept my prize!
  • It has been a while, things have been up and down. Work sucks. Applying for jobs sucks. Family have been awesome throughout the whole ordeal.
  • I've matched with another woman, although she hasn't given selfies when I asked (despite asking me and I gave selfies - in my PJs no less!!) so I think that's a red flag tbh.
[โ€“] flute 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I matched with this girl on Bumble, and the conversation went from "lets meet up in London" to "lets meet up at your town".

We met up, had coffee, went back to my place, made out and had some filthy sex!

Sad news is that I thought this was going to lead to a capital R relationship, but I think she just wanted to have a cheeky shag. Nothing wrong in it, but I wish she hadn't strung me along.

Doesn't Matter: Had Sex.

EDIT: Completely forgot two things:

  • She said I had a big cock! Anyone who knows my past knows I had some insecurities around this area, so I was so chuffed to hear that!
  • She said I was the first person to have made her cum through penetrative sex alone!!

My friends, I think I deserve a trophy ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] flute 2 points 1 year ago

As long as you are enjoying each other's time, it doesn't matter what you guys do tbh

[โ€“] flute 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

4 hours!?!? That must be a new record!!

[โ€“] flute 3 points 1 year ago

Oh absolutely. I'm in my mid-thirties, and let me tell you I can do with more friends! ๐Ÿ˜‚

She's absolutely brilliant to boot!

[โ€“] flute 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nothing super naughty, but over the new years I got chatting to this girl at work who:

  • Called me cute
  • Gave me a cute name like triceratops (it has our own meaning)
  • Been talking to me non-stop at work and pretty much over the holidays

So I'm thinking to myself "yeah she likes me". I'm calling her cute and complimenting her, she is receptive, calling me cute etc.

During a conversation I'm talking about medical issues I have with travelling across the country, and she is asking me about whether I could travel etc. I basically ask if she's asking me to travel to hers (which I would kindly point out why I can't do that at least if she said yes) and she says this:

"I'm already in a relationship, so I'm not interested in you that way (:"

So I'm like "oh well, blew it"

After a few days of not really talking (I backed off out of respect) we are back taking like we did before.

I think she likes me in some capacity, but not romantically or sexually. Shame, because she's hot AF.

Still, I got a chatty new friend!

[โ€“] flute 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to brag, but I did totally Evolve the Glass Fandango on Vampire Survivors ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] flute 2 points 1 year ago

Bruh if spending $15k on furniture ain't naughty, then I don't know what is!!

Also, love to see the progess with you and J! I hope it turns into something beautiful!

[โ€“] flute 4 points 1 year ago

Sounds like an absolutely great time!!

 

I've had COVID all week :'(

Please let me know of any fun you had, of the naughty and un-naughty kind ๐Ÿ™

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One half of me loves the body I'm in, the other just wants to jizz my body weight into another beautiful person and feel their warm embrace...

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As yet the weekly thread on the naughtiness folks want to share!

Sadly yet again, nothing on my end - but I have built my sofa, my office table, and my chair!!

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by flute to c/asklemmynsfw
 

The weekly thread, a few days earlier!

I'm still in the process of moving house, and I know I'll forget about this, so here it is a few days early. As from my side, no naughtiness yet - just trying to get my life sorted out!

Don't forget, the week isn't over yet!! Still plenty of opportunities for some naughtiness (either dating, romance, sexy stuff, or just treating yourself to something if that's what you want to share!)

 

Y'all know what time it is!!

For me, I managed to make the woman I was having sex with have an orgasm. Ngl, I was a bit weirded out by the exorcism like spasms and the "uhh" ๐Ÿคฃ but it's all good.

What about you? Did you try anything new in the bedroom? Did you eat 50 cadbury creme eggs in one sitting? Do spill that tea, please!

 

I'm deciding to make this a weekly thread as some of the responses on the last thread was so funny and/or wholesome that I want to read more!

Nothing from me. I've been busy with personal life/health stuff, so I haven't really had the chance.

 

I had a grand ol' 69 and a shag myself on Wednesday ๐Ÿฅณ

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Mine had to be a woman riding me reverse cowgirl, but she got really into it and I wasn't feeling it.

I don't know why I didn't think to say anything, but I didn't. Instead, I tried to get up (??) and as I tried to get up, I felt my dick bend.

LUCKILY nothing happened nor were there any serious injuries. But a genuine panic attack there. She felt it too and luckily we both had a time-out (as well as me being scolded for not communicating properly, which tbh 100% fair!)

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