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[–] [email protected] 267 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (14 children)

Because you know what the situation is when you park, but you don't know what the situation will be when you leave.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

you got to make some love

And fuckin' give her some smooches too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I am eagerly anticipating their article on MySpace.

And to learn whether such articles come about via financial incentives or death threats.