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Alt text: a tweet from Olaf Falafel (@[email protected])

"I do like it but don't you think perhaps it's a little ... you know... a little bit too penisy?"

Architect: "Don't worry, there'll be so many fireworks and lights on the launch night, noboy will ever notice".

Two images are shown, one is during the day of the tower from an aerial view pointing down towards the ground (though not straight down), the tower appears to have a huge spire and at the base of the tower, there are two atriums a bit like testicles. It looks a bit like an uncircumcised penis.

The other picture is of the same tower at night. Given the lighting, it's clearly obvious it looks more like a penis at night, and with the fireworks, it looks like it's ejaculating.

Alt text: Point of view is a car at an intersection. One of the traffic lights is on fire.

ejacutastic says "I DIDN'T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL" balalaikaboss says:

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL. SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

alt text: "I was born a male, identify as a male. but according to Stouffer's lasagna i am a family of four"

only question is... where can I get one?

I would have uploaded a picture of myself with my boyfriend at 69th Street Station (giggity) but the web site said JSON error, so... sorry. :( Here's an ASCII heart!

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