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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Wow! How did they catch him? With a super-duper-sonic net?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

STOP! That’s my drag stage name!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Funny how ski drivers are all deaf.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I don’t want to be a killjoy but I’m triggered by the phrase “largest natural structure on the planet “ without even reading what the fuck they are talking about.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Do you even understand how sound travels across water?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (8 children)

At the expense of everyone else in a 10 mile radius (or more).

I fuckin hate jetski users.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Possibilities:

A: the makers used a dodgy batch of mushrooms containing toxic species they did not want or intend to use.

B: the manufacturing process denatured the ‘good stuff’ into ‘bad stuff’.

C: Both of the above.

D: Aliens

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

No I’m stating a pure hypothetical.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It Trump tripped on his own shoelaces, they would say it was a political witch-hunt.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Russian shills have spent the last 20 years salting Facebook with retardium and it catalysed.

 

A couple glugs of olive or sunflower oil into tissues or paper towels makes a great easy firelighter for wood burning stoves etc.

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