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But at least he watched it before rebooting it...

If they want to find someone who hasn't watched Trek, just get the director of Nemesis.

Neither had the maiden.

Or when two mouse buttons would be too confusing to users?

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"You must be this tall to enter heaven." Written on a wood cutout of St Peter holding his hand out just so high.

Nah, he'll just transfer over to the city police instead. No moving required.

They're not trapped, the door is wide open. They just don't want to get out on account of their altitude.

LaserJet toners are not liquid at all, so they don't dry out. They're just powdered plastic particles that are attracted to static electricity created by lasers on the paper and are melted to the paper with a heated drum. Aside from energy use, laserjets are far superior to inkjets.

HP will remotely lock down the purse if the volume of sauce gets too low or you have any other brand.

She would very much like to.

My Chihuahua looks more like a tornado from Twister instead.

Does the Wayback Machine keep track of twits...I mean tweets too?