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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I feel like it's probably worse than this. It should start with "I read about this thing called 'choking to death'".

Or better yet, take out "choking to death" (which can happen) and insert some made-up bullshit like "choking so hard your eyeballs pop out".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I did this kind of self-exploration at one point. I used to find all my meaning through work, which I later realized was leaving me feeling unfulfilled. So I lowered my professional ambitions in favor of focusing on the relationships I had with close friends and family.

Then I changed genders. And then those relationships got completely fucked up. And now I feel like I have nothing left to live for.

So I guess if you're looking for meaning, my advice would be to pick something that doesn't depend on other people.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or, the nightmare scenario of what anti-vegans think we'll be ordering from McDonald's in the next 10 years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

entertainment and stress relief to cope with being alone

Congratulations sailor, you made it to Friday

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WhO's GoNnA pAy FoR aLl ThIs StUfF?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tetris 99. It's like racing side by side with 98 other Sisyphuses to see who can get their boulder up the hill most efficiently.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"GOP rep discontinues town halls, switches to private party meetings"

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(Rule)s Land (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

A snapshot from Mario Party 2 showing Toad, Mario, Yoshi, Wario, and DK running in front of a big sign that says "Rules Land".

In rainbow font lol

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egg🧞irl (lemmynsfw.com)
 

my cis friend helping me shop for gender-affirming care for the first time: a scene from the cartoon movie "Aladdin" where Genie helps Aladdin pick out a sultan outfit

I've never made a meme about my masc buddies so hopefully this came out ok

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

mfw my face is recovering from laser: Beavis and Butt-Head crawling through the desert with the caption "The sun sucks."

That's laser hair removal btw

 
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egg🤖irl (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 
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2meirl4meirl (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 
 
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2meirl4meirl (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 
 

Er self-driving, i don't know how to make the rule joke it's my first day

 
 

Say I go to a restaurant and find a hair in my food. Are there any actual health risks?

Does it make a difference if I:

  • Find it in the dish, remove it, and keep eating
  • Take a bite, find it in my mouth, and remove it
  • Ingest it

This was inspired by a recent news story about a certain authoritarian butthole cosplaying as a food service worker. I did try to look it up (er, search it up?), but the top hits were lengthy meandering articles, or totally off-topic stuff like foods to prevent hair loss. So naturally I gave up and opted to consult the hive mind instead.

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2meirl4meirl (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 
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