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You had a near death experience and got a swirly from Jock Jesus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You received divine inspiration about Life, the Universe, and Everything, but it was in Welsh, which you don't speak.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

You got distracted at an orgy, looked around, and realized that everyone was facing away from you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You just discovered that some people enjoy holding hands (in public!) and this has shocked you to your core.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, things are not looking great, but @[email protected] captures my attitude pretty well with this image:

Hoping that the MAGAts turn on Musk/Trump like the hyenas from the Lion King when consequences start happening, but in the meantime that's my vibe 👆

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

You had an eye exam and couldn't even read the first line because you're legally blind.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago

You're a soil scientist that replicated an important study about erosion and fault lines.

 
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago

You discovered that Hell is real, but only Muppets have souls and can go there

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

No, it's entirely true. It doesn't matter though because it intimidates my enemies regardless

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

You were this close 🤏 to a proof that P=NP before being jolted awake by aliens ensuring that humanity will never find it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago

There's no AI behind chatgpt, it's just you typing really fast, and this is what it looks like when you're busy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, I don't quite get this one.

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submitted 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

If you're up for it, respond with an image/GIF summarizing your week. Explain it, or let other people guess the meaning. Here's mine

 

🔗

Dunno if that Parking Garage one makes sense in many places- "porking" is Australian slang for sex.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Salome (discuss.online)
submitted 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

https://www.oglaf.com/salome/

Alt text'Salome' because 'Salami' is a boy's name

Title textYour order for seven veils is being processed.

 

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/skills

Alt textI can also play the ukulele just well enough to be most irritating.

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